The Law of Common Sense
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
The Law of Reality
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
The Law of Self Sacrifice
When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.
The Law of Volunteering
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
The Law of Avoiding Oversell
When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.
The Law of Motivation
Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
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Jake ! When I read your law - 'When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.', I couldn't stop my mind from thinking about a book - The life of Pi - by Yann Martel. Read it 2 years ago - it is a moderately paced novel about a kid who leaves pondicherry in a boat to the states, with a couple of animals with them (the kids dad is a zoo owner). Everyone else dies, but the kid and a tiger. The rest of the story is how they reach mainland without either of them dying. Read it if you get a chance !
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