Content courtesy : Partha ,FMR India
1.
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many...
2.
Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
3.
Philosophy of life
At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
4.
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us arespeechless when Bossesask questions..!
5.
Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
6.
After reading the form filled by an applicant..
The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
7.
A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee... .....
Leave them to us...
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